Last night my brother Screech and I got into yet another argument about the history of the world and the nature of our current establishment. You see, Screech believes that events in history have been dominated by a small group of elites who run everything from our banks to our governments and corporations, and have manipulated many events throughout our history in order to further increase their consolidation of power. Basically, he’s part of the “The government is behind 9/11” crowd.
Despite the fact that I disagree with just about everything my brother has to say regarding these issues, I decided to be open minded and look into some of the stuff he was telling me about. How can I claim to be educated and worldly if I’m not willing to look at other perspectives? Also, how can I provide smart ass commentary on something I think is utter bull shit if I haven’t even seen it yet? I need material, man!
So, I did some searches on Youtube and Wikipedia – sources more scholarly than anything the Harvard library has to offer – and found stuff involving “Zeitgeist,” the “Illuminati,” and the “Free Masons” to name a few. What I gathered from these sources was pretty much everything Screech told me about however there were a few things he failed to tell me. Things I found truly shocking – The shadowy behind the scenes ruling elite are actually reptilian humanoids from the planet Nibiru
(I can’t make this shit up . . . just watch the linked video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_9y1ORPZaw).
What did I learn from these websites, you ask? Not only are the raptors in Jurassic Park smart enough to open doors, they are also smart enough to control our money, run the office of the presidency while successfully hiding their huge talons from the public, and smart enough to execute the attacks of 9/11. It was on Youtube! How can it be false?
Another thing I learned which shocked me and made me a true believer is how the few ruling elite keep the masses in line and unknowledgeable about the truth – Entertainment. Everything from celebrity tabloids, video games, amusement parks, and sports are used as an opiate for the masses in order to keep us blind about the nature of the ruling elite. All of this new information came full circle when I realized that today was Super Bowl XLII. How inconvenient that the day I investigate the truth falls on the same day as one of the biggest entertainment days of the year.
So what did I do when faced with the option of further discovering the truth or taking in the opiate of the Super Bowl? Fuck the truth when you can watch a game like that. God damn, I still have goosebumps just thinking about how intense the last three minutes of that game were. I mean fans on both sides were on the edge of their seats, hearts pounding and palms sweating, waiting to see which team would come out on top. The Giants and Patriots both gave us one hell of a game that the average person would become more ignorant just to watch all over again. A football game like that makes me feel so much more alive than any amount of truth could ever provide.
I still can’t get over Eli’s game changing pass to Tyree or his touchdown pass to Burress in the last minute of the game. Football does not get any better than what I saw tonight. If I can get a game like Super Bowl XLII every year – hell, every five years – I would gladly serve my reptilian overlords. I would go as far as to help them plot conspiracies against an ignorant public. To hell with the truth when I can smoke, snort, and inject all that is football. I love this game! Woooooooooooooo!!!!
Screech, I believe it all. I believe it all because nothing as good as Super Bowl XLII can come without some sort of consequence and/or sacrifice. Raptors, you keep that shit coming and I’ll stay as ignorant as you want me to. Go Giants! Go Football! Go America!!!!
Here’s a link to another source about “The Truth.”
http://zeitgeistmovie.com/
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